Arbi:Munna…!!

Kanjoos ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Kanjoos ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Kanjoos:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Arbi:Munna…!!
Ab hamarey ander bhi Kanjoos ka khoon dor rahahay

Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?

Kanjoos: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Kanjoos: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Kanjoos:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de

wo reshmi balon wali,

wo reshmi balon wali,
bhuri aankhon waali,
komal hoton waali,
naram pairo waali,
matakti hoi andheray main tunmharay pass ayegi aur bolegi
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Miyaon,,

Kanjoos to dukandar

Kanjoos to dukandar: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai
Dukandar: 1 baal toota to naya q lerahe ho
Kanjoos: jo toota hai woh akhri tha.

Kanjoos

Titanic K Sath Kanjoos Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost:Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Kanjoos:Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda

Kanjoos ask to Taxi Driver

Kanjoos ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay?
Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.
Kanjoos ne jaib se shopper nikala or kaha:
Wapsi main langar ki biryani lete aana